Does Santa really exist?

This article is not for the faint hearted. Please make doubly sure there are no innocent children peeking over your shoulder right now.

So, what about this guy in the red suit? It’s a controversial question, we realise that. All of us want to believe he’s coming to visit on Christmas Eve, we really do! However, having compiled the scientific evidence we carefully considered all the facts and arrived at a somewhat disturbing conclusion. It’s a tough one to hear, but it’s better that you know.

Merry Christmas folks!